The Princess PAt
lived in a tree
she sailed across
the seven seas
she sailed across
the channel too
and took with her
a rick-a-bam-boo
a rick-a-bam-boo
now what is that?
its something used
by the princess pat
its red and gold
and purple too
thats why its called
a rick-a-bam-boo
now the Captain Jack
has a mighty fine crew
they sailed across
the channel too
but his ship sank
and yours will too
if you dont take
a rick-a-bam-boo
a rick-a-bam-boo
now what is that?
its something used
by the princess pat
its red and gold
and purple too
thats why its called
a rick-a-bam-boo
Now the princess pat
lives in a barrat home
with a microwave oven
and a cordless phone
got a kenwood chef
and a hoover too
when she flushes the toilet
all the water turns blue
head and shoulders shampoo
now what is that?
its something used
by the princess pat
its frequent use
anti-dandruff too
thats why its called
head and shoulders shampoo
now the captain jack
collects income tax
drives a shiny red porsche
has a filofax
his boxer shorts
are made of silk
and he doesnt drink whisky
cause he only likes milk
a portaloo
now what is that?
its something used
by the princess pat
its white and blue
and smells of poo
thats why its called
a portaloo

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