SO... bet you are all missing us already!! so far, smartie and i have discovered that the swingy thing in the back is a bit like sex and also a bit like surfing. (does that mean surfing is just like sex too?! can some one tell us cos we migh have to take it up!!) I've set fire to err776's sausages and been booted out of the kitchen. Bo neary turned magenta when she opened her special ann summers birthday pressie. Jim's threatened various people with his rigid handcuffs and the smartie thinks a slide (or a chute for the scots amongst us) is actualy called a 'slider' more postings as the mess unfolds.