You common lot sing: Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago, And it's gone right to my head. Wherever I may roam, Over land or sea or foam, You will always hear me singing this song, Oh, show me the way to go home. However cos we are posh out here in the Shire, we sing the posh version: Indicate the way to my abode, I'm fatigued and I wish to retire, I had a light refreshment 60 minutes ago, And it's gone straight to my cranium. Wherever I may perambulate, Over land or sea or agitated water, You will always hear me reciting this melody, Oh, indicate the way to my abode. Enjoy ladies!!